It Would Be Weird

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Put simply: A fuck plea


How do I let you know
I’ve been thinking about you at night
Going on a year now,
without coming on too strong?
How do I let you know,
Without being creepy
That I just wanna hold you in my arms
And let you know how much you mean to me
A lover and a friend.

Well I can’t do that
It would be uncomfortable
You know how it would end

How do I tell you clearly
That I wanna hold you dearly
And I just want to love you
And fuck the shit out of you, without ruining our friendship?
How do I make you understand
That I just wanna hold your hand
And your thighs and chest and bottom
And for you to hold my scrottum
Without it being weird?

Well I can’t do that.
You know full well
It would be weird.


from Wump is Me, released January 29, 2017



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