Everything I’ll ever want
is waiting for me in Vermont.
I’ll pony up and leave the bay,
To see Vermont another day
(Repeat)
Dale is good to the kids and me, why do the gossips care
That I met him on eHarmony? There’s lots of folks on there.
I’ll raise my family in ecstacy, on vermont’s plateaus.
Fuck what Eugene expects of me, I’ll give vermont a go!
It’s got the 3rd best public schools in the world, and the prisons they cant be beat!
I need to make it there for my boy and girl, won’t need Eugene to make ends meet.
I’ll make it there and the world will see, the world will see me fly!
I can almost taste the Vermont Hennessee, and the Knuckle berry pie!
Everything I’ll ever want
is waiting for me in Vermont.
I’ll pony up and leave the bay,
To see Vermont another day
Oh Vermont, I’m comin quick
I’ve got my california stick
I’ve got my shoes, I’ve got my hat
We’ll hit vermont, Just fancy that!
There’s always free karate class for vermontinian kids!
You can always find a fishin bass, if you’ve got the highest bid.
It’s got the most phils per capita of all the fifty states
The youngins won’t even laugh at ya- or your online date
I’ll find a job at the rotary shop, probably just crankin gears
There’s always extra soda pop if you dry the boss’s ears
It’s the home of maserati cars, and no wash ten nis shoes
Vermont’s the place away too far I can’t afford to lose!
Oh vermont, I’m comin for ya face first to the wind.
I am deborah palikova, won’t you let me in?
My life is in shambles, and I need vermont’s grace
Pack your parka Jimothy, we’re gonna leave this place
